Is there room in the Para/Crypto/Fortean world for a gun-toting, paranoid, bipolar, opinionated bastard? A lonely romantic in search of his lost soul? A knight, Samurai, gunslinger, born in the wrong century? A self-destructive, doom-driven survivor seeking redemption? A heavy drinking gonzo outlaw cryptozoologist whose ego is exceeded only by his libido?
No, there isn't. That's why I'm here...

26 March 2010

Super Tampa Bay Mystery Monkey Crap-flinger Go!

Here's a story about a "mystery monkey" that has been on the run in Florida, evading capture and frustrating authorities for over a year. You gotta love this line:
"Mr Yates claimed to have hit the animal with tranquilliser darts at least twice. On one occasion, the monkey displayed its contempt for the attack by flinging faeces at the hunter before climbing higher into a tree to sleep off the effects of the dart."
Lounging by the pool, flinging crap at his pursuers, his own Facebook page, that monkey's got style!


Autumnforest said...

So simple, even a chimp could do it! Yeah, I can see where you might envy this guy. Now, that solves the problems with your glock ammo, doesn't it???

Above the Norm said...

LOL, even has a facebook page. I suppose I should become a fan. What a smart little beast!